Our postal inspector
examines and authenticates the newly arrived package from an artist named Herb
Hoover.
Not content to just sit around at home, the cracker begins its adventure
around Seattle. The considerate creature that it is, our pewter hero
brings a bouquet of flowers up from Pike Place Market and stops to take in
a view of the Space Needle among the skyline.
Just trying to fit in,
the shiny one nearly was eaten during an office lunch meeting.
After the narrow escape from such a harrowing experience, it did what any
local character would do:
have not just one espresso drink (double tall mocha)
but two (single short latte).
Stay tuned for more exciting escapades!
Does the shy cracker come out of its wrapper?
Would someone attempt to eat the metallic wonder?
Can a shiny cracker fend off evil?
Is this cracker the key to reverse-engineering reality?